(Head, Eyes) Heavyweight Tee

$25.99 $34.99

(Head, Eyes) Heavyweight Tee

$25.99 $34.99

Size S M L XL 2XL

⚠ INSURANCE CLAIM EXPIRING 35:00

(head, eyes)

SYSTEM_LOG: KIA_REPORT_NORECOVERY // SECTOR: CUSTOMS_DORM_3F

[00:22:04] FULL STASH DETECTED. [00:22:05] HIGH-VALUE LOOT SECURED IN BACKPACK. [00:22:08] AUDIO DETECTED: UNKNOWN BUSH MOVEMENT. [00:22:10] BALLISTIC TRAJECTORY CONFIRMED: FACE SHIELD BYPASSED. [00:22:11] CRITICAL ERROR: TERMINATING RAID.

The "welcome to Tarkov" moment. Whether it was a cross-map Mosin shot or a silent shadow in a corner, we've all been here. This isn't a shirt; it's a testament to the gear fear you've conquered and the millions of Roubles you've left behind.

MATERIAL 100% COMBED COTTON

PROTECTION ARMOR CLASS: 0

WEIGHT 180GSM (TACTICAL)

PRINT SOFT-HAND PLASTISOL

Loadout Details

Brutalist "(head, eyes)" distressed typography on chest.
Back print: Detailed ballistic helmet projectile impact graphic.
Side-seamed for a premium fit that won't lose shape after the wipe.
Secure your drop before the Prapor insurance window closes.

From The Stash

/// VERIFIED FEEDBACK

★★★★★

"Honestly surprised by the weight. Most 'merch' is thin gildan stuff but this actually feels like a proper heavy hoodie. Fit is a bit boxy but I like that."

Mike T. // Las Vegas, NV

★★★★★

"Wore this to TwitchCon and got stopped twice. It's lowkey enough that people who don't play Tarkov just think it's a cool industrial design."

Chris M. // Seattle, WA

★★★★★

"Shipping was fast. The print is thick, doesn't feel cheap or like it's gonna peel off after one wash. Definitely grabbing the mug next."

D. Reynolds // Austin, TX

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